Okay, this time let's answer a little more seriously.
- St. Kilda's on the top by percentage right now. They close with the Kangaroos, Lions and Dockers: three teams they beat the first time, but all three in the hunt for September football. Brisbane is the best of the three, but North and Fremantle need wins to make sure they stay in the eight. I'll pick them to lose to Brisbane at the Gabba, but win the other two: 16 wins.
- Port Adelaide get the Bulldogs in Darwin, the Magpies at the MCG, and the Crows in an SA derby. They won all three the first time around. I don't think Collingwood is mathematically eliminated (but the WA derby makes it very nearly so), and is the only team I see having a chance. If this game is in Adelaide, it's a no-brainer. I'll pick Port to win all three: 17 wins and the minor premiership.
- Melbourne faces Sydney at home, Carlton, and a trip west to face the Eagles. Yet another case of a team that won all three the first time. Sydney needs the win, but probably won't get it. Carlton capitulates. The last weekend, I see West Coast winning at home, leaving the Demons at 16 wins.
- Brisbane travels to Hawthorn, then hosts St. Kilda and the North Kangaroos. Only St. Kilda beat them the first time. I'll tip them to win all three, putting them at 16 wins and 2nd place on percentage.
- Geelong hosts Fremantle, travels to Adelaide, and hosts Hawthorn. Fremantle won on the left coast, but Geelong beat the other two already. With Fremantle coming east this time, I'm going to tip Geelong to win all three, joining the pack at 16 wins. Percentage will decide if Geelong or Melbourne finishes fourth: Geelong has the advantage of an extra win, but I think Melbourne holds on.
- Fremantle loses at Geelong, has a WA derby with the Eagles, and loses at St. Kilda. West Coast is the only one they beat the first time, and is a game they need to win this time: they will to finish with 12 wins.
- Kangaroos lose to St. Kilda, face the Bulldogs in a compass point derby in the Docklands, and lose at Brisbane. Western Bulldogs is the only one they beat the first time, and is a game they need to win this time: they will to finish with 11 wins.
- Sydney loses at Melbourne, hosts Essendon at Telstra, and goes to see Richmond at the 'G. They lost all three of these the first time, but will not lose all of them again. Richmond is an easy pick. Essendon is a tougher call: neither team has a home field advantage, and the percentage difference is razor thin. I wouldn't bet a plugged nickle of somebody else's money on it either way, so we'll call it a draw: 11-1/2 wins.
- Essendon faces Collingwood, draws in Sydney, and closes with the Bulldogs. They beat all three the first time. I'd like to pick Collingwood to rise up and get it done, but I just don't see it happening. I'd won't pick the Bulldogs to get it done either: 12-1/2 wins which means I've just eliminated the Kangaroos.
- West Coast hosts Carlton, loses the derby to Fremantle, and beats Melbourne at home. Carlton is the only one they won the first time, and they'll do it again. They're at 12 wins, which eliminates Sydney (unless the Swans find an extra point to beat the Bombers, and then percentage eliminates the Eagles).
- Collingwood loses to Essendon, loses to Port Adelaide and closes with Carlton. They lost all three the first time, but in a who-cares match I'll pick them to beat Carlton: 9 wins.
- Carlton loses at West Coast, loses to Melbourne, and loses to Collingwood: 8 wins.
- Adelaide hosts Richmond, loses to Geelong, and loses to Port. They beat Richmond and Port the first time, and will beat Richmond again: 7 wins.
- Western Bulldogs lose to Port Adelaide, the Kangaroos and Essendon: 4 wins.
- Richmond loses to Adelaide, meets Hawthorn at the 'G, and loses to Sydney. Richmond beat Hawthorn last time, but we'll pick a reversal this time: 4 wins.
- Hawthorn loses to Brisbane, beats Richmond, and loses to Geelong: 4 wins, and the victory over Richmond cannot make up the difference on percentage because of Brisbane and Geelong.
So, our final ladder ends up looking like this:
- Port Adelaide
- Brisbane
- St. Kilda
- Melbourne
- Geelong
- Essendon (Fremantle)
- Fremantle (Essendon)
- West Coast (Sydney)
- Sydney (West Coast)
- Kangaroos
- Collingwood
- Carlton
- Adelaide
- Bulldogs
- Richmond
- Hawthorn
If Sydney can find that extra behind to beat Essendon, and Melbourne holds on to percentage over Geelong, there will be no Melbourne teams to earn the right to host a final the first weekend. Either way, half the teams in each QF and EF bracket will be non-Victorian.
Of course, based on my past success in tipping competition it will be interesting to see if I've picked as many as half these games correctly.
-- RW "KC Swan" Lipp