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by Lisa Albergo reporting for AFANA from Chicago

The football magazine Inside Football has a humor page called the Back Pocket. Everything contained therein is complete fabrication and pokes fun at current goings-on around the league. So here are a few chioice items:

From the desk of Daniel Bradshaw (after he kicked six goals to help Sydney defeat his former club Brisbane, coached by Michael Voss):

Dear Michael

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Love,

Daniel
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WHAT HE SAID: We've recruited two players who have brought a heck of a lot to the football club. Their character alone is outstanding - Collingwood Coach Mick Malthouse on Darren Jolly (traded from Sydney and Luke Ball (traded from St. Kilda)

WHAT HE MEANT: They are polite, well-educated, train hard, don't get drunk, and can string three words together into a complete sentence. We usually don't get people like that at Collingwood

WHAT HE SAID: I got involved and forcibly tried to slow him up a little bit. I've found myself in situations before where I've needed the same sort of thing - Ben Cousins (former West Coast Eagle and rehabilitated drug addict) on punching Tiger teammate Daniel Connors in an effort to curb Connors' loud and drunken antics in a hotel

WHAT HE MEANT: Wish Juddy (former West Coast teammate Chris Judd) had punched my lights out 10 years ago. Might be a whole different story

Source: Inside Football


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